Fortunately, I pulled over before the wheel fell off. Unfortunately, two of the lug nuts spun off so I had to get the Explorer towed to the nearest shop. Fortunately, the shop was within 4 miles of where I stopped so I didn't have to pay any extra mileage fees. Unfortunately, it's still $70 I wasn't expecting to have to spend. Fortunately, the waiting room has wireless so I'm not too terribly bored. Unfortunately, the only seats are in the sun. So here I sit sweating profusely, waiting to hear how much more I'll have to drop before the end of this little adventure. It's times like this where I'm glad I believe in the sovereignty of God, because otherwise I'd be really frustrated and angry and impatient.